The question remains

What kind of health insurance does Wu Tang carry? The question's moot, since insurance pays for drugs, and the Wu goes holistic, except for maybe Method Man. He probably has Blue Cross.

If they played Park Hill

How many guys from the Staten Island precincts would they put on that night? Probably not a ton. Sadly a lot of the younger guys who might cause problems at an outooor show don't even listen to Wu Tang.

Just the other day a 20-year-old kid told me the Godz were "a little before my time."

Tried tellin' him he wouldn't have a fuckin' time if not for these guys, but he wasn't hearing me.

Still waiting for it...

Meaning the defining Wu Tang documentary. Suggested filmmakers include DA Pennebaker, Hype Williams, Spike Lee, Martin Scorcese, Julian Schnabel, and -- if they wanted to take a huge risk -- some kind of collaboration with the Wooster Group directors.

I raise that possibility not because the Wu clique is highly theatrical in its musical or performance aesthetic -- quite the contrary. But the Wooster Group stable may understand how to portray a group of artists who are, at their core, pretty fucking unknowable.